I wish I would've been able to take the Blagojevich kids with me when I got my license renewed. Apparently,dragging them around to events is a benefit. And at least at the secretary of state's office they wouldn't have to listen to what an idiot their father is. As Sam Adams Sr.,a member of Blago's law team said, "He may be a goof but he's an innocent goof."
If he is convicted, (and don't we hope he is just based on his smarminess quotient?) he'll become a footnote in Illinois' rich history of corruption but if he goes free--oh mama, Blago's here to stay! He will become the answer when any comedian or entertainer needs a dumb guy joke. When someone needs an old age joke,it's Larry King. When someone needs a fat joke,they lampoon Kirstie Alley. Weasel jokes aim at Jay Leno. And now, ignoramous thy name will be Blago. Watch for him to continue to show no shame by appearing before cameras for everything from Elvis impersonation contests at high profile karaoke bars to cameos in struggling sitcoms. Can you picture him as the ice cream man in "Rules of Engagement"? Maybe he co hosts one Saturday with Svengoolie or writes an advice column for a local paper in Peoria. He may escape punishment but ours would be just beginning.
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